Oscar Predictions, 2016
by Lincoln Sedlacek
Best Abdominal Muscles in a Leading Role
Channing Tatum’s Abdominal Muscles, Magic Mike XXL
Most Realistic Representation of Ted Cruz in a Leading Role
Indominous Rex, Jurassic World
Best Tree in a Supporting Role
White Oak, The Revenant
Best Movie Paralleling Current-Day International Politics
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Most Recent Movie About Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Best Costume Design by Household Vermin
Cinderella
Best Post-Production Decision-Making
Cutting B-Plot Where Donnie’s Cat Trains to Fight Neighbor’s Dog, Creed
Worst Video Resolution
Pixels
Deepest Exploration of the Negative Effects of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy
Minions