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Month: November, 2017

Just a Thought: Airport Security

by Jordy Greenblatt

The woman ahead of me in the security line took two things out of her pocket to go through security, a pack of cigarettes and a ticket on Spirit Airlines. I wonder which one is more likely to turn her body into smoking debris.

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Just a Thought: Conspiracy Theories

by Jordy Greenblatt

I’ve never seen Mitch McConnell and a cartoon turtle in the same room at the same time…

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