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Month: February, 2018
by Jordy Greenblatt
- Yarrrr… there be a strong wind comin’ up a-stern
- Turn back? Ol’ Stormy Daniels was ne’er set off course by a spot o’ rain!
- I sent me harpoon a half yard into the heart o’ the wretched beast! Mrs. Daniels and the li’l ones will feast for nigh a fortnight on the flesh o’ that foul kracken o’ the deep!
- Ahoy mateys, ye best be certain to leave a dram of that there grog for yer dear ol’ Capt’n Dan!
- It’s 1 million for a half hour interview, 5 million for the tapes, and 20 if you want a swab of his DNA.
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