I was very sorry to hear that Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are splitting up. I guess this means I can only watch Parks and Recreation on weekdays and Arrested Development on weekends. And I’ll watch the “Wife of Gob” Arrested episodes on Thanksgiving and the Parks and Rec episode where she goes on a date with Will Arnett on Christmas.
Sometimes I worry that I’m the only person in the world who likes to spread his arms and pretend he’s Moses parting the Red Sea whenever he reaches an automatic door.
I finally watched the Call Me Maybe video and it turns out the guy is her next door neighbor. If she really thinks he can’t figure out how to get in touch with her without her phone number then he’s probably not “boyfriend material.” If he’s that dumb, his sexual orientation is more of a secondary concern.
They call placebos “sugar pills,” but I really hope that’s a false label because I think that I’d be able to see through that ruse pretty quickly.
PUT IT ALL ON RED 