You probably already know what Lists are. If not, you should probably find out before you go any further. It’s number 8 on the definitions list, but I guess that instruction won’t do you much good.

Are you in desperate need of advice? Then you probably shouldn’t be on a humor blog, but since you’re here anyway you may as well Ask Some Guy.

We know wikiHow can’t handle the serious day-to-day concerns of our readers. In gratitude for their loyalty and sympathy for their plight, we present PIAOR How.

If you prefer quantity to quality, take a look at the Tip of the Day.

If you want a terrifying peak into the twisted mind of a PIAOR author, we will gladly provide Just a Thought. But it’s gonna cost more than a penny, you cheap bastard.

After John Bartlett stole our idea, our book went out of print. To see what that son of a bitch deprived you of, check out some excerpts from PIAOR’s Book of Quotations.