Party Themes My Landlord, Ron, Wouldn’t Let Me Use

by Jordy Greenblatt

  • Never Say Die: A Very Loud Tribute to the Music of Black Sabbath
  • Discount Seafood Banquet
  • Martinis, Manhattans, and Molotov Cocktails
  • Don’t Worry, Guys, Ron Isn’t Invited to This Year’s Game of Thrones Premiere Viewing
  • 10 Things I Hate About Ron
  • Diseased Farm Animal Petting Zoo
  • Fear Factor Reenactment
  • Howler Monkey Fights
  • Sounds of the Somme
  • “Ron’s Worst Fears” Costume Party
  • Actual Drug Traffickers and Hos
  • The River Oaks Apartment Sprinkler System’s “Dancing in the Rain” Dance
  • An Authentic Murder Mystery Party
  • High Stakes Skunk Racing
  • Pogo-Stick Contest
  • A Great Gatsby Party Where Someone Gets Shot in the Pool at the End
  • Who Hates Ron the Most Contest
  • If We Have An Orgy, Does That Technically Make Apartment 204 a Brothel? Let’s Find Out!
  • Jordy and Lincoln’s Epic 4th of July and Bomb-Defusing Extravaganza
  • I’m Moving to a New Apartment on Monday and Have Also Always Been Curious About How Many People Can Shit in the Toilet Without Flushing

-Jordy Greenblatt and Lincoln Sedlacek

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