Customer Satisfaction Survey From Terror Tammy’s Halloween Horrors Superstore
by Jordy Greenblatt
- Overall Experience – How would you describe your experience with Tammy’s?
- Hold Music – What would be your ideal hold music?
- The Time Warp
- Monster Mash
- Creepy forest sounds
- Leave it as Bad Bad Leroy Brown
- Costume Selection – How did you feel about our costume selection?
- Eerily extensive
- Scandalously seductive
- Boo-dget friendly
- Disproportionately focused on racial stereotypes
- Staff Interaction – How would you describe your interaction with Tammy’s staff?
- Hauntingly helpful
- Frightfully friendly
- Chillingly competent
- A little too handsy in the dressing room… and the cash register
- Store Location – How would you describe the store’s current site?
- Wickedly well-maintained
- Creepily convenient
- Scarily safe
- Confusingly close to Trashy Tammy’s Coochie Palace
-Melissa Chiasson and Jordy Greenblatt