Puns an Action Movie Protagonist Could Say Right Before Killing the Bad Guy with Vegetables

by Jordy Greenblatt

  • Someone’s bean a little too naughty.
  • You’ve been beet.
  • I know just how to dill with you.
  • Better make peas with your God.
  • I’ll never re-lentil’ you’re defeated.
  • Give my regards to seitan.
  • Your body’s about to be a little leek-y
  • Looks like you’ll die and olive
  • Guess your little caper has come to an end
  • I will enjoy squashing you with the large crate of squash that is about to fall on your head.

-Jordy Greenblatt and Lincoln Sedlacek