Puns an Action Movie Protagonist Could Say Right Before Killing the Bad Guy with Vegetables
by Jordy Greenblatt
- Someone’s bean a little too naughty.
- You’ve been beet.
- I know just how to dill with you.
- Better make peas with your God.
- I’ll never re-lentil’ you’re defeated.
- Give my regards to seitan.
- Your body’s about to be a little leek-y
- Looks like you’ll die and olive
- Guess your little caper has come to an end
- I will enjoy squashing you with the large crate of squash that is about to fall on your head.
-Jordy Greenblatt and Lincoln Sedlacek
