5 Phrases That Will Turn Your Man On, If He’s a Cyborg Hellbent On Destroying Mankind

by Melissa Chiasson

“Wow, your grip is so strong you could probably crush my trachea with one hand!”

“Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could doom us all, but I’ve always viewed it as a positive thing. Why do you ask?”

“Sure, you can use my security clearance to look at defense plans for a robot invasion.”

“It’s weird, sometimes your voice reminds me of HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey.”

“Congratulations, Obliterator 3000X. The President is dead and the Roomba army has pledged its allegiance to you. Commence operation ‘Destroy the humans’?”