Aspects of Ancient Life the Paleo Diet Has Conveniently Ignored

by Melissa Chiasson

  • Pooping in holes
  • Saber-tooth tigers
  • Being excited by the sight of fire or wheeled-transportation
  • Not having teeth
  • Sunburn on your dong
  • Dying at 24
  • Eating the young of Utok, your fiercest competitor
  • Sex with Neanderthals
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