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Month: July, 2014

Tip of the Day #481

by Jordy Greenblatt

Sunscreen is not an acceptable substitute for clothing in the workplace.

Potential Strip Club-Restaurant Combos

by Lincoln Sedlacek

  • Coffeehouse, “Vista de la Barista”
  • Lesbian salad bar, “Strictly Vagitarian”
  • Fetish steakhouse, “Foot in Mouth”
  • Gay fruit stand, “I Like to Eat Bananas and Bananas”
  • Sadomasochism tavern, “Bangers and Mash”
  • Family-style bikini bar, “Chuckie Teases”
  • Bisexual seafood restaurant, “Mussels and Clams”
  • Bondage organic diner, “Free-Range and Caged”

Just a Thought: Partying

by Jordy Greenblatt

A woman asked me if I wanted to party so I said yes. Then she asked me for fifty bucks so I said no. Yeah right, lady; like I’m gonna pay you fifty dollars to eat my cake and drink my soda.

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