Potential Strip Club-Restaurant Combos

by Lincoln Sedlacek

  • Coffeehouse, “Vista de la Barista”
  • Lesbian salad bar, “Strictly Vagitarian”
  • Fetish steakhouse, “Foot in Mouth”
  • Gay fruit stand, “I Like to Eat Bananas and Bananas”
  • Sadomasochism tavern, “Bangers and Mash”
  • Family-style bikini bar, “Chuckie Teases”
  • Bisexual seafood restaurant, “Mussels and Clams”
  • Bondage organic diner, “Free-Range and Caged”