Just a Thought: Traffic

by Jordy Greenblatt

It may sound bad, but every time I get stuck in traffic I hope it’s an accident. It’s not malicious; it’s just that if it’s an accident I know that in a few minutes I’ll see a damaged car and instantly be able to start driving normal speed. Of course, after 45 minutes of waiting, by the time I get to the accident site I’m usually thinking, “serves you right, prick.”

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