Just a Thought: The Falklands War
by Jordy Greenblatt
Someday I hope to write the definitive text on the Falklands War. I don’t know or care much about the war itself, but I think people would respect me more if I wrote the definitive text on something and that seems like a topic nobody would have bothered to write about.
PUT IT ALL ON RED 
Fourth Jordy post in a row? Looks like Melissa and River sure aren’t pulling their weight on this blog. Lazy asses. Mostly Melissa.
There’s not a lot of time between drinking and having unprotected sex with strangers to write humor pieces, mmmkay, Paul?
No, Jordy, what’s hot these days are books about particular, pedestrian items. Do the definitive work on shoelaces. Or gum. Or condoms.