Just a Thought: Child Burger
by Jordy Greenblatt
I saw “child burger” on a menu. I’m not 100% sure what it’s made of, but I’m guessing it’s not children. It was on the kids menu too, so it seems even less likely to be made of children. But then again, if it is, it’s really cruel to feed that to kids.
Jordy, jordy, jordy… What are we gonna do with you?
Name another burger after him, apparently.