Tip of the Day #922
by Lincoln Sedlacek
The theme song from PBS’s Wishbone makes a great addition to any romantic playlist.
The theme song from PBS’s Wishbone makes a great addition to any romantic playlist.
The most awkward thing about being in your mid-twenties is that when someone says they’re pregnant, you’re never sure whether to say, “Congratulations!” or, “Take a deep breath, everything’s gonna be alright.”
Smoking may make you look cool, but smoking in a leather jacket will make you look even cooler.
To kill any bacteria in your body, cook yourself until your middle reaches a temperature of at least 175 degrees Fahrenheit.
I’m giving up eating beef for a while. I told people it’s for moral reasons but really I just like saying “moo-ratorium.”
If I ever get a vasectomy, I won’t tell my kids. It’s important that they think they’re replaceable.
If you’re having trouble opening a door, check to make sure you’re not trying to open a wall.
What do you call it when a diver purposely loses a diving competition?
Keep some spare money in your wallet at all times in case you ever need to buy something.