Tip of the Day #861
by Lincoln Sedlacek
Keep some spare money in your wallet at all times in case you ever need to buy something.
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Keep some spare money in your wallet at all times in case you ever need to buy something.
To avoid accidentally using offensive language in your writing, only use words found on the packaging of the food in your cabinet.
Before diving into a pool for the first time, practice with a more viscous fluid like honey or maple syrup.
If you take first place in a wet t-shirt contest, do not call your dad and expect him to be proud.
Sunscreen is not an acceptable substitute for clothing in the workplace.
Although there are many ways to skin a cat, the most efficient is to start below the sternum and work your way down.
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