If a friend ever asks you to help them baby-proof their home, this means they want to make their home safe for babies. It does not mean they want you to forcibly remove any and all babies from their home and then ensure they cannot get back in again.
Sickle-cell anemia can reduce your chances of contracting malaria however most sickles can not.
If you’re ever about to be late for an important meeting, check to make sure you’re not actually Quell’ora, Goddess of Time. It’s a long shot, but it can really pay off if you are.
While several recipes for “kitchen sink” cookies imply that you can put just about anything in them, human flesh is still usually frowned upon.
A Bible can stop a bullet, so try to cover your weak points with Bibles as much as possible. If you are worried that wearing Bibles as clothing might be considered blasphemous, dictionaries and classical epics are good substitutes.
The theme song from PBS’s Wishbone makes a great addition to any romantic playlist.
Smoking may make you look cool, but smoking in a leather jacket will make you look even cooler.
To kill any bacteria in your body, cook yourself until your middle reaches a temperature of at least 175 degrees Fahrenheit.
If you’re having trouble opening a door, check to make sure you’re not trying to open a wall.
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