Add some excitement to your Mardi Gras party by replacing the traditional plastic baby in your king cake with a real, live tarantula.
Although almost ten percent of all murders are committed by lamaze coaches, only a small portion of those take place during lamaze classes.
Sunglasses are highly effective at protecting the eyes from bright sunlight but relatively ineffectual at preventing ear infections.
‘E’ is the most common letter in the English language so if you’re answering a multiple choice question with 5 options, always go for ‘E.’
Hitting someone with a small, plastic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle counts as assault in the state of Minnesota, so wait until your bus has crossed the Wisconsin border before lobbing it back at the annoying 8-year-old across the aisle.
Stapling one corner of a stack of papers, instead of all four corners, will not only save you money but also make it easier for people to turn the pages.
Canine experts suggest asserting dominance by firmly holding the dog’s torso to the ground until it calms down and stops trying to run. The same principle applies to babies.
Keep some spare flares in the trunk of your car in case you are unexpectedly invited to a rave.
‘E’ is the most common letter in the English language so if you’re answering a multiple choice question with 5 options, always go for ‘E.’
Fighting other shoppers may seem contrary to the holiday spirit, but it gives you a great opportunity to find free stocking stuffers when you loot the bodies.
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