While ad campaigns insist that “there’s more than one way to eat a Reese’s peanut butter cup,” adventurous consumers should note that the only safe ways involve putting it in your mouth.
One can dramatically decrease their risk of bacterial infection by not injecting cultures of bacteria directly into their veins.
If you don’t want to talk to the people next to you on an airplane, put in earbuds and whenever someone tries to start a conversation say, “I’m sorry – these earbuds aren’t actually attached to anything, but I put them in so that I wouldn’t have to talk to you. Let’s just pretend this never happened, okay?” If they protest, just point at both earbuds and shake your head, mouthing, “Sorry, I can’t hear you.”
Americans typically write dates with the month before the day – for example, 5/26/2015. However, it’s important to remember that people from other countries often write the day, then the month, then their favorite battery brand, and then the year – for example, 26/5/Energizer/2015.
No matter how mean a person is, or how realistic the scenario seems in The Wizard of Oz, dropping a house on someone is usually not a good way to get your neighborhood to throw a party in your honor.
Societal norms allow concert attendees to scream, “I love this song!” three times; however, funeral attendees should do this no more than once.
Despite its name, there are many purposes that so-called “all-purpose flour” can’t fulfill, like improving at-risk student test scores, capturing rogue velociraptors, and acting as Secretary of Commerce.
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean I’m not out to get you.
“Bitch, please,” is not considered an appropriate rebuttal to the State of the Union Address.
It was Eleanor Roosevelt who said, “No one can jump out from behind a mailbox, punch you in the crotch, and run away screaming without your consent.”
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