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E. E. Cummings Drinks a Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Melissa Chiasson

christ

“taste of fall”?

more like

          taste.   of.

                             foul.  

heyo

 

excuse me barista

i believe a

(pumpkin)

jizzed in this cup

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Tip of the Day #907

by Lincoln Sedlacek

Flowers and a remorseful card can be a great way to tell someone, “I’m sorry I forgot about our anniversary, and your birthday, and your play, and your recent defense of your dissertation, and that we were dating entirely.” They are a less effective way of saying, “I’m sorry I forgot you have a severe pollen allergy.”

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