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Tip of the Day #8002

by Lincoln Sedlacek

“Bitch, please,” is not considered an appropriate rebuttal to the State of the Union Address.

Signs That Spring Is Here

by Lincoln Sedlacek

  • Punxsutawney Phil finally willing to show his face again
  • First robins seen performing big Spring opening number on Broadway
  • Sun finally visible wearing large pair of sunglasses
  • Heated debates between parents and preteens about whether shorts are currently appropriate outdoor wear
  • Boston down to 10 feet of snow
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