Mean Names I Thought of for “The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” but I Can’t Use Because It’s a Really Good Show

by Jordy Greenblatt

  • The Unbearable Kimmy Schmidt
  • The Untakeable Kimmy Schmidt
  • The Unbreakable Kimmy Shit
  • The Unbreakable Shitty Shit

Note: Just to recapitulate, these names are moot as the show was brilliantly conceived and written and Ellie Kemper’s performance was hilarious in its balance of cynicism and heartwarming sincerity.