Predictions for Categories That Should Have Been Included in the Oscars

by Jordy Greenblatt

Best Unoriginal Screenplay:
The Expendables 3

Best Sound and Drink Mixing:
Bar scene, X-Men: Days of Future Past

Most Apes:
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Best Dog in a Leading Role:
Ruggles, American Sniper

Best Person in a Leading Role Who Is Not a White Male:
Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game

Best Bradley Cooper Impression:
Ruggles, American Sniper

Best Makeup and Hairstyling and Plastic Surgery:
Godzilla, Godzilla

Most Improved Hotness in an Actor Transitioning From TV:
Chris Pratt, Guardians of the Galaxy 

Most Spelling Errors in a Title:
The Granned Bupadust Hotelle

Best Feature Film Based on a YouTube Video of Dancing Cats:
Boyhood 

Worst Snubbing of a Movie Illustrating the Tragic Parallels Between the Overt Discrimination of the Past and the Better Hidden Institutionalized Racism of the Present:
Transformers: Age of Extinction

-Melissa Chiasson, Jordy Greenblatt, Lincoln Sedlacek

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