Live in the moment more, like when you’re sucking at cross country practice.
Be more adventurous fashion-wise! There’s only so much photoshopping I can do to make you look ugly, so help me out by wearing some high-waisted jeans.
Organize your time better so that I know exactly when you will be online, furiously rebutting my claims that you are half-Sasquatch.
Eat healthier, and by that I mean develop an eating disorder.
Cultivate your relationships. Tell Brian Johnson you have a crush on him! Then he can tell you how he’s in a hot cyber relationship with a girl who lives two states over and just can’t find the time to visit him (me).