Endorsements for the Book I Wrote During Novel-Writing November

by Lincoln Sedlacek

“The perfect book for when you just want to curl up in an armchair next to the fire, but the armchair is wobbly because one leg is shorter than the others.”
—The New York Times 

“A must read. Lincoln Sedlacek beautifully captures what it’s like to be a terrible author.”
—Christopher Paolini 

“Unbelievable. I refuse to say anything good about this book unless you remove all of the parts with the hamster.”
—Beverly Cleary 

“Lincoln Sedlacek has done it again! I keep changing my phone number, but he keeps on managing to call me to ask me for endorsements for his book.”
—George R. R. Martin 

“America has a new favorite author, and his name is Lincoln Sedlacek.”
—Lincoln Sedlacek