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Just a Thought: Titles

by Jordy Greenblatt

I don’t know why I have to wait to get my doctorate in order for people to call me by my degree title. Maybe it’s because being called “master” is a lot more fun than being called “doctor” so people would start dropping out before their dissertations. Then again, it would unclog the academic job market a little.

Things That You Could Say Either Immediately After Taking Your Dog for Its First Walk or While Holding Your Dying Adolescent Son in Your Arms

by Lincoln Sedlacek

  • You were such a good boy. Yes you were.
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