Terrors at Obamascare 2014, Fox News’s Haunted House
by Melissa Chiasson
- Zombie Obama breaking down the door of a suburban family’s home, disparaging the lack of fresh produce in the fridge while seizing their assault rifles
- Bill O’Reilly being trampled by a horde of ambitious career women
- Dennis Kucinich, standing triumphant on the steps of Congress as he is sworn in 2016
- Dracula, fangs bared
- Geraldo Rivera, chest bared
- Justice Ginsburg putting Scalia in a sleeper hold
- High school teacher explaining safe sex to a room full of teenagers
- John Boehner crying on the floor in the fetal position in his office, an empty can of spray tan in his limp hand
- Karl Rove making a coherent, factually correct statement
- Gay werewolf wedding