Early Versions of the “Don’t Mess with Texas” Slogan
by Lincoln Sedlacek
Don’t mess with Texas – it’s fine just the way it is!
Don’t mess with Texas. If you do, we’ll have to start all over again.
Hey, don’t mess with Texas when I’m gone, okay? I’m gonna finish it when I get back.
Dude, don’t mess with Texas. No, dude, seriously, Texas is seriously high right now. Mess with it and it’ll probably go apeshit.
Hey! You don’t know Texas. Don’t mess with it!
First time in prison? Look, you’re new here, so I’m gonna give you a piece of advice I wish someone had given me when I first got here. You see that large state over there? That’s Texas. Don’t mess with Texas.
Okay, now we need to let Texas rise for at least 18 hours, or until it doubles in size, so in the meantime, don’t mess with it.
Just…just stop messing with Texas, okay? It’s been through a lot lately.
Don’t mess with Texas. Hey! Brad! Stop it! Mom, Brad’s messing with Texas!