PUT IT ALL ON RED

People at the gym always spend 3 times as long just sitting on the machines watching TV as they do using the actually using the equipment. They seem to think the gym is a lounge where all the furniture is very uncomfortable and sweaty and inexplicably has meticulously incremented weights attached to it. As I see it there’s a pretty simple solution; all they need to do is move the TV to another room and find some old, discarded Nautilus machines for people to sit on while they watch.