If Kids Got to Write the Test

by River Clegg

Q: When did the Silk Road become a major trade route?
A: Did you hear, Jason made varsity!

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True or False: Alexander the Great survived to see his conquest of Persia completed.
A: Rap music.

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Q: The Peloponnesian War was fought between:

A. Greeks.
B. When will I need to know this?
C. We’re 15. Let’s start having sex with each other.

A: My parents don’t love me anymore.

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Q: Name two differences between the Anglican and Roman Catholic churches.
A: I’m highly susceptible to marketing.

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Q: What year was the Battle of Hastings fought?
A: I drive my car at unsafe speeds.

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Q: Name the United States’ first Vice President.
A: Shut up, mom! It’s my body!

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